You know what all these years, I've been lying to you and it's time to confess. All the photos, all the tales of hardship: studying, working, having three children, cleaning the house....
IT'S ALL A LIE. I have to tell you now before I get found out.
The truth is....it's just all so easy.
All of the old hardship doing a degree, working, juggling everything etc were all just photoshops, you see.
There was never any face-pulling or children interferring in my work
I always have time to cook.
And I never ever hide from the kids and read books on the toilet, either.
I never wear leggings, or odd socks, or scrape my unwashed hair into a two-second bun using Alice's scrunchie.
I don't wrestle small children in order to meet an essay deadline, nor do I work while they are both on my knee.
I always have loads of time because I am totally and utterly efficient.
What's more.... I'm pretty DAMN HOT as well....It's all so easy, you see.
Wife, Mum, Student Bum....smoking Hot Hotty!
Balancing everything like a boss. In full make-up, naturally. All day, every day.
You knows it.
So, come on then....