Friday, 9 October 2015

ALL of my WEIRD

I am pretty weird.

You might have guessed that. I would say that I am intelligent, but sometimes, every so often I just completely go off an a tangent. So, here is this week's weird - I'm just putting what's in my head out there. Don't hate me haters.

1) My Phone Issue

My contract is coming up for renewal soon. I look at packages. I look at what I use. Then it dawns on me that I actually very rarely use the phone for calls or texts. I am a bit of a loner, I don't mean to be, it's just that well...the phone isn't EXACTLY ringing off the hook. Maybe be I don't stay in one place long enough. Maybe I am just a terrible person. Well, whatever. So, O2, here is your next campaign:



2) There is this Brogue obsession.

Oh my I love Hamble Oak Brogues from Clarks. They are £60, which is quite dear, but worth it - so I look on the reviews, see what other people think of them:



So I decide to write happyshopper75 an email. Maybe we could be mates and go stomping around together in our matching brogues, stopping for coffee or frozen yoghurt as we chat and laugh about old times. She likes Hamble Oak, I like Hamble Oak. I really don't see what could go wrong...

3) The Book Issue

I have like 356 books out of the uni library. OK, I think the actual number is 27. I can't help it. I pick them, then sellotape them back together if they are ripped. I put them all on my shelves. I don't WANT other students to GET them, and I feel ridiculously smug as I walk past them "YERS ARE NOT GETTING YER GRUBBY MITS ON THESE, KIDS" is what I don't say.



4) Rescuing an Ex-Greyhound

All of the AWWS for this. Those poor dogs, been running round like mentalists all their lives, chasing a fake rabbit that they will never catch. Come to my house and I will LOVE you. Look at Willie, he's gorgeous isn't he.


Willie is a great name too, my favourite word is "dick" so I think it would all work out just fine.

5) Making My Own Shoes

I want to decorate my own shoes, unique to me. So I just did it because I am BADASS and I don't care. And I need new shoes for my graduation.

So well...these are made of all of my history things I love, the Wall, propaganda posters, and copies of my degree certificate.



They are weird.

I am weird.

If you are weird give me a call and we can go out for cocktails and talk about Hamble Oak Brogues and Willie.


1 comment:

  1. I love reading your posts- especially ones like this! :D
    Keep up the weird xx

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