You might have guessed that. I would say that I am intelligent, but sometimes, every so often I just completely go off an a tangent. So, here is this week's weird - I'm just putting what's in my head out there. Don't hate me haters.
1) My Phone Issue
My contract is coming up for renewal soon. I look at packages. I look at what I use. Then it dawns on me that I actually very rarely use the phone for calls or texts. I am a bit of a loner, I don't mean to be, it's just that well...the phone isn't EXACTLY ringing off the hook. Maybe be I don't stay in one place long enough. Maybe I am just a terrible person. Well, whatever. So, O2, here is your next campaign:
2) There is this Brogue obsession.
Oh my I love Hamble Oak Brogues from Clarks. They are £60, which is quite dear, but worth it - so I look on the reviews, see what other people think of them:
3) The Book Issue
I have like 356 books out of the uni library. OK, I think the actual number is 27. I can't help it. I pick them, then sellotape them back together if they are ripped. I put them all on my shelves. I don't WANT other students to GET them, and I feel ridiculously smug as I walk past them "YERS ARE NOT GETTING YER GRUBBY MITS ON THESE, KIDS" is what I don't say.
4) Rescuing an Ex-Greyhound
All of the AWWS for this. Those poor dogs, been running round like mentalists all their lives, chasing a fake rabbit that they will never catch. Come to my house and I will LOVE you. Look at Willie, he's gorgeous isn't he.
Willie is a great name too, my favourite word is "dick" so I think it would all work out just fine.
5) Making My Own Shoes
I want to decorate my own shoes, unique to me. So I just did it because I am BADASS and I don't care. And I need new shoes for my graduation.
So well...these are made of all of my history things I love, the Wall, propaganda posters, and copies of my degree certificate.
They are weird.
I am weird.
If you are weird give me a call and we can go out for cocktails and talk about Hamble Oak Brogues and Willie.