Monday, 20 October 2014

An Open Letter to... Disney Collector

Dear Disney Collector

Thank you for entertaining my children in that beautiful inimitable way of yours on Youtube.

I love your hands. I love the way you unwrap those surprise eggs with all the excitement of a child even though you are about 34. 

I love your glittery nails with the Disney stickers on - do you do them yourself or do you get someone else to do them for you? Once I saw an episode where there was a slight chip on your index finger-nail - were you as gutted as I was?
What do you do with all the toys when you have opened them? I like to think you give them to charity...do you give your toys away or do you just throw them in the bin? Do you have a toy room in your house? Maybe you have a money-room as well, like Scrooge McDuck.

Also, what do you do with the chocolate from the Kinder eggs? Surely you don't bin that??! I like to think that you melt it down and make loads and loads of cornflake cakes. Do you buy Kellog's Cornflakes or do you just get the Aldi ones? They're pretty much the same thing, you know.

I also wondered about the toys - do you like playing with them or is it just a money-making thing? I'd hate to think that you didn't enjoy making Shrek play-dough rotten teeth and then pulling them out of his rancid mouth on by one with toy pliers.

Speaking of money - does your nail varnish count as your uniform - is it tax deductable? You should probably look into that. Do you have a day job? What do you do?  I also like your voice, I think you should make sure you take honey every Sunday night to look after it.

I think that's it.

Thanks for taking care of my kids when I am otherwise engaged/can't be bothered, Disney Collector.






7 comments:

  1. My son loves those things too, I'm hoping to get him to make some videos and bring in some money, 3 isn't too young to work is it ;-)

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  2. my kids love these videos! Hurrah for someone making theses!

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  3. Oh i love her - although i do worry about the chocolate! x

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  4. I think I'm the only person on the planet that hasn't watched this....! x

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  5. Haha love this so much! We also love the Disney collector here. ;)

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  6. This really made me laugh. I like the fact you think she is a charitable soul giving all her toys away. A US twitter friend says that Kinder Eggs are banned in the USA so how does she get them??? Yet another puzzling thing about Disney Collector x

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  7. Disney collector has made my daughter obsessed with play doh. I don't know how they find her on YouTube but was they do there is no going back

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