Wednesday, 3 September 2014

What You OWE Me

I always complain about working too much for not enough. It seems like life as a mother means there is no rest and no time off.

Well, family. I have prepared a lovely itemised bill for you, just for today, just for one day where you have driven me up the wall.

Payment is in cash only, I'm not accepting cuddles, farts, trodden-on Cheerios or baked bean kisses in lieu.

Pay up, or GET OUT!!!





What do you mean they're my kids????

10 comments:

  1. Ahhh....Wouldn't it be lovely if we were paid!! lol

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  2. Get them to pay you in wine, chocolate and lie-ins (and the occasional brew). It's the only way, I tell you!

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    1. *awaits weekend* ha - I'll show this my husband! x

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  3. Love it! It soon adds up, doesn't it?! ;)

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    1. Imagine what we could earn in a month :) x

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  4. I have never thought to do this but I am SO going to write it all down! I wonder how much i would get for 'shove dvd on and sit blogging....' haha!!

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    1. Ha - KNOW YOUR WORTH... I think the DVD/blogging thing is fine - you can charge for use of electricity. In fact, I pretty much do that as I write every post. "Ssssh Mummy's busy" and by that I really mean "Sssh Mummy's being a bit of a dick on the internet" :) x

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  5. £33 a day for childcare, I'm sending my son round to you! #bargain

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