Monday, 12 May 2014

Make-UP not WAR...?

I am a girl.


So I have loads of make-up and cosmetics everywhere. It's bits of things that I have collected over the years, some things I have been given, and some things that are just absolutely probably necessary for my daily life as a woman. (So I'm told.) I have a drawer full of all this crap. Seriously, it's getting ridiculous - question is, what the hell is it and what does it all mean?

Well, I hate to break this to you, but, as a woman...

So here is my beautiful drawer? Jealous?

Thought you might be...It is a damn tip, and just a little delve through reveals a lot. I'll share this with you, it's OK I don't mind. You can basically group your woman-make-up into little categories as follows. And it's all about WAR, I mean, it's all so obvious when you think about it.

The Military Campaign

Defence and protection. My realm is truly fortified.

TOTAL Ground Coverage

Glow, Perfect and Clear. The three children I never had.


Halloween leftovers...How did this get in my drawer??? 

Can someone tell me what exactly this frigging brush does??

I'm a woman, I clearly don't need pores
Lovers Not Fighters

This is a vibrating eye-cream bullet thing...erm.....

Give me a clue, are we curling eyelashes or clamping nipples?

My last essay is due in two weeks. Am I using this blog post to procrastinate about starting it?


Yes I am.

Join me on essay deadline day for a sharing post from my underwear drawer. It's called 50 Shades of Grey (underwear.)


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  1. Lady your make up drawer makes me nervous! I'm tempted to post a retaliation photo.
    BTW that brush is best used for sweeping away fallen eyeshadow ;op
    Now get on with your essay x

  2. WifeMumStudentBum12 May 2014 at 22:36

    Terrible isn't it. Never knew that about the silly fan-brush! I have a day off work tomorrow so that I can do my essay ALL DAY. What a fantastic day off! ... :) x

  3. Yak. Hope you get it done quickly! Nearly the summer ;) x

  4. This is so funny. I hate my make up box at the moment, it's mainly grubby cotton buds and gloopy lipsticks that are yonks old and taste a bit funny. That's fan brush though... you're on your own with that one... Now get on with that essay woman! x

  5. WifeMumStudentBum13 May 2014 at 08:55

    I do have a sort-of break-away rogue rebel make-up bag that I keep downstairs on the top shelf away from the kids. That one is *a little bit* more organised. Stupid fan brush confusion! Alright, alright...I'm doing my essay now I promise :) x

  6. WifeMumStudentBum13 May 2014 at 08:55

    *sighs* Off I go x

  7. I hardly ever use my makeup so have no idea what to do with anything beyond mascara, eye shadow and lippy!


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