So I have loads of make-up and cosmetics everywhere. It's bits of things that I have collected over the years, some things I have been given, and some things that are just absolutely probably necessary for my daily life as a woman. (So I'm told.) I have a drawer full of all this crap. Seriously, it's getting ridiculous - question is, what the hell is it and what does it all mean?
Well, I hate to break this to you, but, as a woman...
So here is my beautiful drawer? Jealous?
Thought you might be...It is a damn tip, and just a little delve through reveals a lot. I'll share this with you, it's OK I don't mind. You can basically group your woman-make-up into little categories as follows. And it's all about WAR, I mean, it's all so obvious when you think about it.
The Military Campaign
|Defence and protection. My realm is truly fortified.|
TOTAL Ground Coverage
|Glow, Perfect and Clear. The three children I never had.|
|Halloween leftovers...How did this get in my drawer???|
|Can someone tell me what exactly this frigging brush does??|
|I'm a woman, I clearly don't need pores|
|This is a vibrating eye-cream bullet thing...erm.....|
|Give me a clue, are we curling eyelashes or clamping nipples?|
My last essay is due in two weeks. Am I using this blog post to procrastinate about starting it?
Yes I am.
Join me on essay deadline day for a sharing post from my underwear drawer. It's called 50 Shades of Grey (underwear.)
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