You could include a photo of the 7 inch long poo (girth was at least 2 inches in diameter) that Alice has just left in the middle of the floor. She then added another inch or so in the pot ("Daddy, I did a big poo in the pot"), oblivious to my horror at the behemoth I had to clean before Rosie put her hand in it. 
So I suppose I could say that we are not having the best start on this magical journey.
"Do you need a wee?"
"No"
...
"Do you need a wee?"
"No."
...
"Do you need a ...?"
SHIT.


Don't drink too much love...