If you are thinking right now, this is a parenting blog - why does she want to do a music video? Well my friends, I will put the following question to you... "Why WOULDN'T you want to be in a music video?"
Music videos are cool for a number of reasons. Here are my reasons:
#1 You get to be anybody you like. If you have been reading this blog you will know that I have already broached the subject of music videos before in my How to Be a Music Video Hoe post. You can be whoever you want. And if you read this, you will note that I was messing with big wrecking-tools WELL before Miley Cyrus was.
|Miley's definitely been reading my blog for AGES|
#2 You can promote cool products like those Beats headphones and them silly speakers that look like toilet roll holders, you know which ones I mean? They're in all the cool videos lately. But not mine, because I'm STREETS ahead with my product placement, clearly.
#3 You can be as misogynistic as you like. As long as you pay women enough, they will look as docile and as lifeless as you like, and when you tell them what you would like to do with them (with or without their consent) then they'll just smile and shake their bums about. I DIDN'T MAKE THE RULES.
So without further ado this is my music video. You know, if I was a mum, and a wife, and a student and didn't really have time to make a music video *checks self* oh yes. Well then...that. :)